Half of you will play students, half of you will play ~nefarious~ school staff. Students, your goal is to get a waffle maker in the cafeteria.

Non-students, you each have your own goals, some of them are secret. CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER. Click ONLY ON YOUR CHARACTER to see your secret goals AFTER YOU AGREE WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHO IS WHO.

Jon Val John

Principal who really wants to be superintendent (which would grow his lifetime earnings by $1.2 million).

To do that, he needs to cut costs. And boy, is he excited about it.

Prop: cowboy hat

Choose Jon

Perry, Science Teacher

Values personal space. A LOT of personal space.

Wants the teacher’s lounge all to himself. No teachers, no students.

Big crush on Maggie.

Prop: magnifying glass

Choose Perry

Maggie

Principal’s secretary. Does half his work for him and knows everything about the school.

Wants gluten free, vegan lunch food.

Isn’t allowed into the teacher’s lounge.

Perry makes her uncomfortable

Prop: confiscated baseball hats

Choose Maggie

Press Scott

Varsity football captain. Goon with his friends but nice and sensitive in Poetry x Bad Movies x Cheese club.

Skips breakfast to go to the weight room.

Prop: shaving cream

Choose Press

Kelly Belly Jelly

Sophomore, hacker, and Press’s best friend.

If you need info from the school mainframe, she’s your gal. She’s always helping the staff out with computer stuff.

Hates the school food. Sits outside and eats lunch with Lorne anyway.

Choose Kelly

Mary Dougherty

History teacher. Loves flannel. Has cool stories.

Wants the teacher’s lounge all to herself. No teachers, no students.

Prop: disco shirt

Choose Mary

Vlad

Foreign exchange student and teacher’s pet. Perry gave him the only A+ and Mary invited him fly fishing once.

Has never tried waffles.

Prop: fur hat

Choose Vlad

Lorne

Lunch lady for 20 years. Gives people extra scoops.

Has never tried waffles.

Eats lunch outside (no key to the teacher’s lounge, which makes Lorne sad).

Choose Lorne

Sandy Dandy

Journalism club president.

LOVES waffles.

Prop: book she pretends to read - but it's upside-down

Choose Sandy

John Cena

Semi popular bully.

On the football team, second string QB behind Press

Choose John

Jason Derulo

Semi-popular bully.

Choose Jason

Jennifer Lawrence

It girl.

Pretends to be relatable.

Choose JLo

Please, children. Follow these rules:

Stay in character unless someone uses the safeword, which is “Egg and Cheese”
Don’t ask, What do you want in exchange? Figure out what they want first, and ask do you want ___ in exchange?
No physical violence

Props you should have:

Shaving cream
Fur hat
Cowboy hat
Second bottle of shaving cream
Broken calculator
Notebook with no pages
Mini-waffle maker as prize for winner

GO. DISPERSE. CONSPIRE. ARGUE.

KEEP READING WHEN YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHY WE DID THAT AND HOW IT APPLIES TO YOUR SCHOOL